IFGEVCCS

As the 2012 International Fixed Gear Expo and Vegan Chili Cookoff Spectacular comes to an end, we’d like to thank all of the people who made this year’s event a success. To all of our lecturers, guests, chili chefs, and everyone else who found their way to Trebekaguay this year, thank you.

As always, remember that when you leave the IFGEVCCS, you are only permitted to tell a total of 9 other people about the event, therefore maintaining it’s integrity and keeping the whole thing from becoming too “played out.”

The International Fixed Gear Expo and Chili Cookoff Spectacular will soon come to an end, but there are still plenty of events to enjoy before the week is over.

TOMORROW

No-Bean-Bean Chili Cookoff Finals

“Bike Baskets, Ironic Statement Or Essential Need?” A discussion with Lucas Albertson

Fish Chili lecture with Sabrina Travers

Meat Cheats. A panel with some of today’s leading chefs. They will teach the best ways to fake some of your favorite meat flavors into chili. Such as grizzled pork ear, armadillo ribs, and turtle husk.

Congratulations to Honey Lisette and her prize winning vegan chili/borscht hybrid for taking home the gold in the Borscht finals.

Congratulations to Luke Johnson for winning the Tour de Trebekaguay on his custome fixed gear.

Congratulations to Androfso Lapel for winning the eye roll contest, having gone 8 full days without rolling his eyes.

Tomorrow’s “Handlebars and You” lecture with Chet Maximum will be held in Hall Z at 2pm. This lecture covers the topic of bicycle handlebars.

“Your Handlebar and You,” a lecture by Chet’s brother Hal, will be held in Hall E at 4pm. This lecture covers handlebar mustaches.

Be sure to attend the proper handlebar lecture.

Congratulations to Cibo McKenzie, Lacey XI, Alistair Wolfram and Cheryl Sharrol, who won the Semi-Finals in the category of Most Bland Chili and advance to the cookoff finals.

NEW EVENTS ADDED TO WEEKEND ITINERARY

“Action Inaction” with Lesley Cheryl Rowens

Saturday at 3pm

In this lecture, fitness pundit Lesley Cheryl Rowens shares with you the secret to staying fit and healthy on your fixed gear, and the answer may surprise you. Rowens explains that exercise is becoming played out, and that biking and moving less is the new form of physical activity.

“Has This Bean Been Harmed?” with Willie Sunker

Sunday at 2pm

Vegetable rights activist Willie Sunker gives you his five easy tips to decipher whether the beans you put in your chili are cruelty free. You’d be surprised how many farmers are making false claims.

And don’t miss the 3rd annual IFGEVCCS…

ANTISOCIAL

Hanging out is so mainstream, so join your fellow expo attendants by not seeing each other and staying in on Sunday night. Event begins at 4pm and ends with whatever you want to have for breakfast, still alone in your room, at 9 the next morning.

There are no Halloween plans at the International Fixed Gear Expo and Vegan Chili Cookoff Spectacular. We will see you tomorrow for another normal day.

A vandal has been spotted in the area putting One Direction and Jersey Shore stickers on unattended fixed gears. These stickers have a strong adhesive and are not easy to remove without rubbing alcohol. Be vigilant of your surroundings and only lock up your bikes in well lit areas, surrounded by people.

If you have information on this vandal, contact the International Fixed Gear Expo & Vegan Chili Cookoff Spectacular officials immediately.

Tomorrow’s discussion on strap-in pedals vs clip-on pedals has been canceled due to lake of interest. Shana McShana’s lecture on biking with no pedal’s entitled “Pedal-less to Pedal More” will be extended through that time slot. Tickets are currently sold out. 

Meet and Greet

ORIENTATION ON THE LOCAL CULTURE AND MUSIC OF TREBEKAGUAY

LUNCH OF CRUELTY FREE KALE SALAD AND ORGANIC LOCAL TOMATO PLANT LEAF SMOOTHIES

“Get Off The Road!” A LESSON IN HOW TO SHARE THE LANE WITH CARS

LECTURE ON THE MOST INDEPENDENT, UNKNOWN BEANS IN THE WORLD TODAY